Friday, September 16, 2005

Cheap cigarettes

I never understood why people would want to buy friends and relations cheap, duty-free cigarettes. "I don't smoke, but Auntie Flo does, so I could get 200 B+H for her. It's only fifteen quid."

They must really dislike them.

"I know you have tendencies to self harm. I bought you a cheap gun; why don't you go and kill yourself?"